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Yoko Ono’s Cleaning Pieces
CLEANING PIECE I
Write down a sad memory.
Put it in a box.
Burn the box and sprinkle the ashes in the field.
You may give some ashes
to a friend who shared the sadness.
CLEANING PIECE II
Make a numbered list of sadness in your life.
Pile up stones corresponding to those numbers.
Add a stone, each time there is sadness.
Burn the list, and appreciate the mount of stones for its beauty.
Make a numbered list of happiness in your life.
Pile up stones corresponding to those numbers.
Add a stone, each time there is happiness.
Compare the mount of stones to the one of sadness.
CLEANING PIECE III
Try to say nothing negative about anybody.
a) for three days
b) for forty-five days
c) for three months
See what happens to your life.
CLEANING PIECE IV
Write down everything you fear in life.
Burn it.
Pour herbal oil with a sweet scent on the ashes.
CLEANING PIECE V
Let a list of arbitary names come into your mind as you go to sleep.
Say “bless you” after each name.
Do this with speed, by keeping a constant rythm,
so, in no way, you would hesitate to bless them.
(Source: arson-fella, via dumbloseruserboy-deactivated201)
oh yeah life update.. i got a job at a casino and i have to fill out all these forms and get a credit check at the tender age of 19 and i start full time training on monday and i have to get up at like 6:30am everyday?? i want to die i’m so stressed also my grandpa is dying so my mum is in thailand with him and my dad and i hate each other so we dont interact and i just float around my house like a ghost and eat instant noodles and frozen peas. the pay is good tho
